The Radavist

Bene and the Hot Bod Rando Boiyz from Nutmeg Country know how to ride their bikes…

If you’re looking for a slightly different kind of bike review, be sure to check out what Ultra Romance did with the Velo Orange Piolet dirt-tourer. It’s a bit different than what you’d typically see from bike media and personally, I dig it! Check it out at @UltraRomance!

This is without a doubt the most interesting magazine cover I saw in 2015 and over at Adweek, there’s a battle going down. Vote for Brian Vernor‘s photo of Benedict at Adweek and let’s show them that bicycles are rad!

I love this video so much. @UltraRomance is such an icon.

Have you ever felt like you’re not as Macho as you could be? Been awhile since you flexed your bicep and shredded your shirt sleeve? Feeling like you could get bigger, leaner, and tanner? Well if there is one person in the world that has never experienced this type of physical let down its Benedict “Poppi” @ultraromance Wheeler. But don’t fret, Poppi can you help you get the flex you have always wanted,  the flex he has always had.

In Club Macho episode 3. Benny’s Builder’s Bar Workout. Poppi gets down to business and gives you a manual for how to get cut. Head over to Yonder Journal and flex your eyes on the protein fueled routine that will put you behind the wheel of a convertible sports car in no time.

Note: Before you begin this program, bend your arm and attempt to bring your index finger to your shoulder. If you can achieve this feat of useless mobility, your bicep is under developed, atrophied, and is a macro indication that your entire body suffers similar clinical afflictions.

Photo by Brian Vernor

Romance and randonneuring go hand in hand atop the mountains ranges outside Santa Cruz.

I had no idea this was even a thing! Benedict, aka Ultra Romance has a feature on Yonder Journal entitled “Club Macho” where he lays down the law on what it takes to be a Bike Hobo in contemporary society. Episode 01 takes you to New Zealand, somewhere that might not be super obtainable for you Northern Hemispherites, yet Episode 02 takes place in Shredona, Arizona…

I’ll take full creative direction on that bottle of Rosé in Bene’s Iris King Cage tho’…

First, came a re-brand by House Industries, then came this cover. A photo shot by Brian Vernor of our favorite man-crush Ultra Romance laying down a siqqqq skid on a dusty corner in the Santa Cruz mountains.

Someone at Bicycling has been paying attention… Stoked over suffering, Instagram over grams. The industry needs more of this.

Photos by Jesse Carmody

This is too good!

“NEWS BREAK- Provocative Photos of Instagram Superhunk Surface!

Los Angeles is a city.  A tough city.  A city that pulls in young vibrantly ambitious male models, willing to do (literally) anything to make a buck and get their name out.  These men are are consistently treated like pieces of hot meat, all the while trading their sexuality in hopes of one day making it “Tracko Big”.  “Its sick and its cruel but that’s just the way it goes in this dirty bitch town”,  says former sex god & male model turned internet bicycle legand Sheldon Brown.  Mr. Hollywood Ultra Romance is no exception to this rule and these new photos are the most recent in a long line of sultry images that have recently popped up.”

Oh… and these Chubby Bobcat T Shirts are for sale too

Check out the other new Team Dream Bicycling Team products while you’re at it:

–Chubby Bobcat Pocket T
–Tough Cat Pocket T by Kyler Martz
–Chubby Bobcat Stickers

Seriously, Sean is killing it!